Chris TeaCup, Katy Kitty Cup's best friend, was shocked to hear that KKC might have a new beau. In an exclusive interview with The Rainbow Menagerie, we asked Chris about where Katy was last night. She told us 'Katy and I are best friends forever and we have breakfast together every morning. I can confirm that Katy was not around last night. She was not in the dishwasher or in the cupboard. I didn't suspect anything because Dan often leaves her lying around the house. What I didn't expect was for her to be jetting off to New York'.
We asked Chris what she thought about KKC going out with HBC. She said 'Well obviously Henry is lovely. But I am Katy's best friend. What if they have kids - are we going to see double barrelled surnames like Cock-Cup? I dread to think. The kids would have terrible bullying with a surname like that. And what would the offspring look like? Some novelty crockery that sits at the back of a charity shop for a decade, no doubt. I just think Katy needs to be careful'.
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